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小特的艾滋病疫苗

作者: 艾检测网 更新时间: 2020年06月22日 20:24:48 游览量: 170

简述:

Welcome to The Tonight Show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. I appreciate it. What a show we have for you tonight.

Welcome to The Tonight Show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. I appreciate it. What a show we have for you tonight.

欢迎来到今夜秀,朋友们,谢谢你们的收看,我很感激,今晚的节目很精彩。

Gwyneth Paltrow is here. I want to get some face tips from Gwenny. I didn't even call her Gwenny,

格温妮丝·帕特洛来到节目做客,我想从小妮子那里获得一些脸部护理窍门,我甚至不会叫她小妮子,

but anyway I did tonight. Zachary Quinto is on the show. I'm going to talk to Zacky and see what we...

但是今晚我叫了,扎克瑞·昆图也会来做客,我会和小扎交流,看看我们...

I don't really call him Zacky, but you know what? Maybe tonight I will. Who knows?

我甚至不会叫他小扎,但是你知道吗?或许今晚我会,谁知道呢?

And then Alec Benjamin. Lecy is doing a new song tonight. Let's get to some news.

艾力克·班杰明也回来,小克今晚会唱一首新歌,来看看新闻。

Earlier today President Trump held a press conference in the White House Rose Garden.

今天早间,小特总统在白宫玫瑰园举行了发布会。

He was there to sign an executive order on police reform.

他签署了关于改革警察制度的行政命令。

But when the topic of a coronavirus cure came up, he looks like he got a little sidetracked along the way. Check it out.

当提到治疗新冠病毒时,他好像一直处于游离的状态,来看看。

These are the people, the best, the smartest, the most brilliant anywhere.

他们是一群最棒的,最聪明的,最杰出的人才。

And they've come up with the AIDS vaccine. They've come up with, or the AIDS, as you know,

他们研发出了艾滋病疫苗,他们研发出了,艾滋病...你知道的...

there's various things and now various companies are involved. Yeah, only one problem...there is no AIDS vaccine.

有太多的事情,太多的公司参与其中,没错,只有一个问题,没有艾滋病疫苗。

So... You could tell he was just going like, Don't say it, it's not right. This is not right what I'm about to say.

所以你可以知道,他好似在说,不要说了,这么说不对,我要说的事情是不对的。

This is not right. I'm just going to say it anyway. AIDS vaccine.

是不对的,但我还是要说,艾滋病疫苗。

That's right, there's no cure for AIDS, but according to Trump if we stop testing for it, cases will go to zero.

没错,目前艾滋病无法治愈,但是根据小特的观点,如果我们停止检测,病例将降至零个。

Well, speaking of, the coronavirus is on the rise in almost 20 states, and experts are worried about a second wave.

好吧,现在的新冠病毒在几乎20个大州呈上升趋势,专家担心第二波浪潮。

In spite of that President Trump went on Twitter yesterday morning to brag, saying,

尽管小特在昨天早上还在推特上大言不惭地说,

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Without testing, we would be showing almost no cases. Which brings us to a new segment called, That's Like Saying.

没有测试,我们的病例将几乎为零,这让我们产生了一个新的节目,叫作“好比在说”。

That's like saying. Again, Trump said that if we didn't test for coronavirus, there would be no cases.

好比在说...再一次,小特说如果我们不检测,那么就没有病例。

If we got rid of breathalyzers, we could finally end drunk driving.

如果我们不用呼气检测仪,那么就将结束酒驾。

As long as I don't keep track of what I'm eating, I'm a vegan. My mirror broke, which is granting me the power of invisibility.

只要我们不记录我们的饮食,那么我就是素食者,我的镜子碎了,这让我有了隐身的能量。

If you're camping and a bear is coming to steal your food, just close your eyes.

如果你在露营,一只熊过来偷你的吃的,那就闭上眼睛吧。

You can't see the bear anymore. That means your campsite is free of bear. If I never stand on a scale,

你就不会看到熊了,这就意味着你的营帐没有熊出没,如果我从来不量体重,

I haven't gained any weight, which means right now I weigh zero pounds. Good job, me.

我就不会涨重量,这就意味着我的体重是零,我太棒了。

That's like saying. Meanwhile, Trump is still heading to Tulsa for a rally this weekend despite health officials warning him it could be dangerous.

好比在说...与此同时,小特依然将在本周末前往塔尔萨举行集会,尽管卫生官员警告称很危险。

But according to Mike Pence, it sounds like plans for the rally are still up in the air. What I can tell you is it's all a work in progress.

但根据彭斯的话说,听起来好似集会的计划还没有定下来,我能够告诉你的是工作还在进行当中。

We've had such an overwhelming response that we're also looking at another venue. We're also looking at outside activities.

我们得到的大量回馈是,我们正在寻找其他场地,我们依然在寻找户外活动的可能。

And I know the campaign team will keep the public informed.

竞选团队会让大众了解这一消息的。

Trump already has a good name if it turns into an outdoor festival. He's going to call it COVID-chella.

如果集会真的成了户外节日,小特已经起好了一个名字,名字是“新冠-谢拉”。

The forecast in Tulsa on Saturday calls for thunderstorms. To stay safe, Trump is going to have Don Jr. standing next to him with a 9-iron.

塔尔萨的预报呼吁周六有雷雨天气,为了保证安全,小特将小唐站在他旁边,手里拿着9号铁。

Put it up higher, Don. Grey cloud. They'll have food, music, and a designated area where you can do your very own Bible photo opp.

举高点小唐,乌云满天了,他们将提供食物,音乐和可以拿着圣经照相的指定场所。

You're holding it wrong. You hold it like this. You put your body forward and hold it back, like this.

你拿错了,你应该这么拿,你的身体要前倾,圣经往后拿,像这样。

Like a normal person would hold it. Well, guys, due to the pandemic, Walmart is testing a store that only offers self-checkout.

像平常人拿东西一样,嗯嗯,朋友们因为疫情,沃尔玛正在测试一个只提供自己结账的商店。

And if it's successful, it could be expanded to more stores.

如果成功了,这将扩展到其他商店。

It's to limit human interaction and to increase interaction with buttons that thousands of people touch. Don't worry.

目的是减少人员接触,增加接触数千人按过的按钮的机会,不要担心。

If you have a problem, one of the 85-year-old greeters will zip right over to reprogram the machine.

如果你有问题,其中一位85岁迎宾者会快速重新编辑程序。

Your name is Wall...Mart? Is that right? Okay. I'm just gonna go. Yeah, my name is Walmart.

你的名字是沃尔...玛?对吗,好吧,我还是走吧,没错,我的名字是沃尔玛。

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